i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

image

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

who wants to help me play OFF

foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

“you’re moist and flaccid but damn did you bring light to the subject”

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

I get mad at myself for not having crushes on purple and not wanting sex. You are not alone, friend
Anonymous

We should make a club. “People Who Are (If Not Only Slightly) Frustrated with Their Sexual and Gender Identities”

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people