jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.