versaceslut:

when he says its 8 inches and you finally see it in person and find out he wasnt lying

versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.

73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75

dethklokvevo:

tfw you haven’t followed someone long enough to reply to their posts so you just awkwardly like all of them…

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

l3ae:

Don’t take these seriously

oM MFGF YOU LIKE NINJA SEX PARTY-????
Anonymous

shaft is literally my main focus

can’t stress that enough

dethklokvevo:

gengarvevo literally a fuckin mess first the doors now the drool I just wanna get to sleep its 4am

CRIES FOR LITERALLY DAYS

Ninja Sex Party - Accept My Shaft [Explicit]

  • Tune:Accept My Shaft [Explicit]
  • Artist: Ninja Sex Party
  • Album: Nsfw [Explicit]
  • 3,469 plays

lateralusgrumps:

Another incredible underrated piece from NSP.

send this to your crush with no context